"Walking into Morning Squeeze felt like stepping into a sitcom episode written by chaos itself. First off, we pull up and get told there’s a “wait” — meanwhile I’m literally staring at empty tables like they’re museum exhibits. Then some other waitress comes and seats us to those tables right away. So I guess seating is based on vibes, astrology, or divine intervention. Who knows. We finally get menus… except they’re both blurred out. Not metaphorically. Physically. The letters were erased like someone tried to delete breakfast. The egg section was basically a ghost town. I’m ordering off muscle memory at this point. i was genuinely struggling to read the print and my vision a 20/20 mind u. Our waitress looked like she was fighting demons (I respect customer service trauma, so no hate), but it took 10 minutes just to place our order… and then FORTY MINUTES for the food to arrive. Forty. Minutes. for breakfast food? i understand there was an event but I live right by Mill — I’ve seen chaos. I’ve seen brunch rushes. I’ve seen post-party crowds. And I’ve NEVER waited this long for eggs in my life. At this point don’t call it Morning Squeeze — call it Night Squeeze because the sun had time to go down while we waited. The manager had to bring our food out because idek where the waitress went. Meanwhile she’s making eye contact with us while delivering everyone else’s food like some psychological warfare tactic. Just edging us with breakfast. AND THEN. The SMELL. Bro. It started smelling like the gates of hell cracked open suddenly mid wait. My friend tried to blame a baby in the back but no infant on Earth has that kind of power. The doors were open, it was windy, and the stench rolled in like a toxic fog. As someone with asthma, I was genuinely fighting for my life. It smelled like toilet water, regret, and unresolved plumbing issues. Food finally comes — and I’ll be fair: it was actually decent. Smoked salmon eggs benedict was good, hash browns were solid. I’ll give credit where it’s due. But breakfast food should NOT take 40 minutes, especially when the restaurant was basically empty by the time we got it. A party of 5 ladies behind us literally left after just getting water because the wait was so bad. AND THEN the bathrooms clogged. Both of them. Only two toilets working and BOTH got blocked. Who is fighting demons in your plumbing system??? The waitress straight up closed the restaurant after us. Oh — and they don’t take Apple Tap to Pay. In 2026. On Mill Ave. Be serious. Final verdict: Food = decent Experience = a tragicomic Greek odyssey Ambience = sewer-adjacent Time perception = warped Lungs = violated"

"I was really disappointed with my experience at Morning Squeeze. There were plenty of workers on the floor, yet they didn’t seem to tailor to customers in a timely or appropriate manner. When we tried to order food, the menu was a mess. Half of the items were faded to the point where we couldn’t read the titles, food options, or even the pricing. It was honestly ridiculous, and they really need to update their menus and get new ones. We waited over 40 minutes for our food, and by the time it arrived, it wasn’t even morning anymore. For that long of a wait, especially for breakfast food, the meals were extremely simple. The food itself was decent, but nothing special or worth the wait. Another major issue was the restroom situation. The restrooms were closed off to customers, which was very inconvenient and unreliable. On top of that, there were flies around our table, which was disgusting, and there was a noticeable stench throughout the restaurant that made me not want to eat anymore. When it came time to pay, everything felt chaotic. The staff seemed confused and overwhelmed, and it looked like they were shutting down at the same time we were trying to check out. Orders were taking forever, workers didn’t seem to know where items were supposed to go, and the whole process felt unnecessary and poorly managed. Overall, I wouldn’t come back here again. The poor service, cleanliness issues, and disorganization completely ruined the experience. Morning Squeeze really Squeezed my patience."

"Place for breakfast just down from where we were staying for the football game. Cocktails were tasty. Lots of food comes no matter what you choose, which is always good. I wish that there was less gravy (can’t believe I’m saying it) on my chicken&waffle just so I could put some syrup on a ‘clean’ part to have a sweet finish."

"Great place if you like uncooked hashbrowns, a burrito filled with huge chunks of jalapeño and a server who absolutely abandons your table. Don’t go here they don’t care even minimally."

"We had an amazing brunch here, and thankfully it wasn’t crowded, most people were off chasing the more overrated breakfast spots nearby. That worked out perfectly for us. The food was excellent, easily one of the best breakfast places in town. We’re giving it 5 stars, thanks to the fantastic service from our attentive server and guest host, Chris, who really went above and beyond. The only downside was a nearby sewer repair that caused a bit of an unpleasant smell, but it didn’t take away from the overall experience. Thank you!"