"Best bean pasta I’ve ever had. We had the bean pasta and the bean ravioli. Great taste, perfect bean texture and very generous with bean amounts in pasta dish and ravioli. Ravioli is stuffed with beans and comes with bean sauce. You get to put as much Parmesan as you want. And free bread for the table. And for desert we had a bean cheesecake, which was absolutely fantastic. Unfortunately our server was a little rude to us, but other than that our experience with the food was great. Definitely would recommend and would visit again."

"Make sure to get the Bean Dip for the bean fries. It’s not on the menu. You have to ask for it by name *wink*."

"Got their famous Butter Bean candle with Ham and Cheese bread bowl. Best dining experience I’ve had in kazoo tbh"

"I don’t usually write reviews unless there are crumbs involved, but Jack’s Beans deserves a bark. The smells alone nearly dragged my human through the door by the leash. I ordered the baked bean soufflé (don’t ask how — I’m persuasive) and can confirm it is fluffy on top, serious underneath, and very drop-on-the-floor-friendly. Staff did not question why I was staring unblinkingly at the plate for 12 minutes straight, which I appreciated. Would I come back? Absolutely. Would I roll in the parking lot afterward out of pure joy? Also yes. Five stars. Bring a napkin."

"I had circled campus 3 times looking for the address and was about to give up. Had I been pranked? I was so hungry I was starting to feel delirious. Then suddenly, there it was. Jack's Beans. I don't know how I missed it. I walked in and there was Jack. "Hello, Carlos. I've been expecting you" said Jack. It was disturbing, since he had no way of knowing my name. Also, my name is not Carlos. "Uh yeah it's me, Carlos, just here looking for some beans. I heard you were the guy." I said. Jack stood on the counter and held out his hands, each of which held a bean. "You eat the blue bean, the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the red bean, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." I was terrified. "I'll have the blue bean, please. I just want to go home and be safe. I'm scared to know the truth." I took it and ate it. Honestly, that bean was pretty good, which is the only reason for the five star rating. "Well, both beans do the same thing, so you're in for a wild ride after all," Jack said. " I've never had anybody ask for the blue bean. Why would you do that? Coward." I could barely make out what he was saying, though. The bean was kicking in. Jack put me in a sleeping bag on the floor in the closet, where I would experience the effects of the bean for the next several hours. It definitely did not teach me any profound truths, and I think it might have been laced with cough medicine. As I drifted off, I heard another customer enter and Jack greet them. "Hello, Carlos. I've been expecting you""