"Listen… I’ve had my fair share of off days with baristas, but this was wild. I walked up, said a simple “good morning how’s it going?,” and the girl at the counter just stared at me like I interrupted her paid break. Hits me with a flat “what would you like…” No warmth, no nothing. I mention it’s my first time here, and she hits me with an “ok” and an eye roll and then walks away??? Lmaooo. Alright then. I ordered a matcha with a shot of espresso praying the drink would at least redeem the moment. It didn’t. The matcha tasted exactly like the customer service—bitter, confused, and unnecessary. Super mid drink with an attitude to match. She had the opportunity to upsell and be a decent human being and greet a customer but here we are lol PLENTY of coffee shops in this city… this one won’t be getting a second chance."

"Immaculate vibes. Coffee was top tier. What a greatttt latte. A fab macchiato. Really liked it. There are several tables, free wifi, and it’s laptop friendly. The lighting is not that bright, but it’s good for like a rainy day journal. Music not loud. Cute for-stay cups. Will be back"

"I’m going to give “elsewhere” five stars because of the friendliness of their staff AND because they serve an amazing cappuccino. The coffee was so so, but I think they were having problems with the grinder. Again, in my book they’re getting five stars because the service was amazing. They have a young barista who is just super friendly and very helpful. Space - It is a small little shop with about eight tables. Outdoor - They have outdoor seating with many more tables. Prices - prices are reasonable. Food - They have some assortment of desserts, but not much. It is very local and worth coming over to visit."

"I came into Elsewhere Espresso exhausted. These late nights and early mornings of writing Yelp reviews is starting to take its toll. I came here as opposed to my normal coffee shop, as I need to get more reviews so that I can win another Yelpie. People don't want to talk about it, but a Yelpie is more difficult to get than a Grammy or an Oscar. Winning a Yelpie is war, and war is a full contact sport. I got my iced americano, and walked out to the covered outdoor patio and locked in. They have wifi here, which is huge because I get so annoyed when coffee shops don't have it... I mean I get it though, because when I walk into a coffee shop where all the tables are taken by people on laptops and over ear headphones I get so annoyed. The grass is always greener smh. My americano was S tier and brought me back to life, but honestly I just get it black so how good could it be. I'm no coffee connoisseur. While I was jamming away at my laptop, crafting a review that will make you laugh, cry, and contemplate your life in under 400 words in hopes to realize this long shot dream of back to back Yelpies, I spotted the only other girl on the patio reading "Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain. My kind of people in here. I will leave you with a quote from the late, great Kobe Bryant: “Those times when you get up early and you work hard; those times when you stay up late and you work hard; those times when you don’t feel like working, you’re too tired, you don’t want to push yourself, but you do it anyway; that is actually the dream. That’s the dream. It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.” IG @jnov_ Tiktok @jnov_reviews"

"grabbed coffee here this morning. cute shop and decent coffee, but horrible service. i order my latte, the barista goes to make it and i by accident forgot to tell her i wanted it iced. i apologize and ask for it iced. she retorts, “that’s extra” and that’s it. that’s no way to treat a customer. for that reason alone, i won’t be returning."