"favorite burger I’ve had in UWS to date. wowow you ever get the feeling when you walk-in somewhere and EVERYTHING hits right? couple irish coffees + pornstar martini. very quality cocktails nobody’s burger (def add bacon) walks a fully-loaded fine line & nails it. indulgent, but never messy. perfect meat-sauce-toppings proportions where the first bite is as good as the last (EVEN ON A GLUTEN-FREE BUN). french toast sticks are out of this world + one helluva breakfast burrito if I lived in the neighborhood this would be my go-to “let’s meet up” spot. day or night"

"So, I really do like this cute spot on the UWS, and would customarily give it 5 stars. The food is always good, and prices reasonable . Their cocktails are interesting and delicious. The service depends on whose on that day, but it's usually ok. And I love the design of the place. Today, however, a customer bought a dog and a cat inside the restaurant. Who the hell brings a cat INSIDE of a restaurant?? Aren't there sanitary rules about this? The creature was adorable, so much so, that the waitress cuddled it before going back to the bar, surely covering herself with cat dander. It's really not cool to allow people to bring pets into an establishment that sells food. I was shocked at how some folks are so entitled to think it's ok to bring a dog and a cat to a restaurant not caring that the other patrons might be allergic or afraid of them. But I'm even more disappointed at the staff for letting them stay. The guy next to me chalked this bad behavior up to the full moon. He thought it was bizarre too."

"Stopped into Nobody Told Me and really enjoyed it! At first, I didn’t notice the little “order at the bar” sign, so I sat at my table for about five minutes before realizing it (pretty sure a bartender mentioned it when I walked in, but it went over my head). No big deal though — once I got it, everything was smooth. The rosé I had was refreshing, and the Porn Star Martini was extremely tasty. Food-wise, the wings and mac & cheese both hit the spot. Service was quick, the vibe was relaxed, and overall it made for a really good experience. I’d definitely stop back in again!"

"nobody’s burger (def add bacon) walks a fully-loaded fine line & nails it. indulgent, but never messy. perfect meat-sauce-toppings proportions where the first bite is as good as the last (EVEN ON A GLUTEN-FREE BUN). french toast sticks are out of this world + one helluva breakfast burrito"

"This place is the perfect place to eat authentic Dominican food. Everything on the menu is incredible and the drinks are insane. Its very affordable and has a great vibe! YOU MUST CHECK IT OUT!"