"This place was packed with a 20 minute wait on a Saturday afternoon in October, but my friend and I were finally able to get in without issue on an early Friday night in November. Decked out with lights for the holidays, this place has an immersive dark academia vibe to it. My friend got a hot chocolate and I got the apple cider with rum cold foam. Probably the best cider of my life so far! Our barista was awesome too, communicated everything on the menu to us well and brought our drinks out quickly. The couch next to the taxidermy cats is super cozy! Highly recommend."

"A hidden café bar inside an ice cream shop. To enter, you must find the password. Once you tell it to a staff member, they will give you the device to gain entry. At first glance, the place looks like a themed café, but if you're observant, you'll find symbolic and esoteric elements befitting a true secret and/or discreet order where ideas are the true currency, where secrets aren't written down but passed on by word of mouth, and where light illuminates reason, not darkness. The atmosphere is incredibly mysterious, perfect for embarking on a path of reflection, for awakening, or simply for enjoying a good cup of coffee in Portland."

"The Conspiracy Coffee Lounge is an amazing place with unique decor. It offers a quiet atmosphere where you can enjoy a delicious coffee, whether alone or with friends. Alonso, the manager, prepared a drink for me that was not only refreshing but also very delicious and well-balanced in flavor. I highly recommend this place!"

"I’m truly in love with this place. The staff is so nice. The coffee is delicious. And the atmosphere is beautiful and very chill. It’s decorated in a way that makes me just want to live inside of it. It’s very obvious that the owners put a lot of work into the space and generally vibe. Because they have become so well known and busy I have seen people complaining about long wait times but this is never the fault of the staff, they are constantly hustling behind the counter. It’s a small space and they always have as many people working as possible. They can’t help it if they are wildly popular. Going to Conspirators is an EXPERIENCE. It is not meant to be a rushed activity."

"I was down in portland for the weekend and a friend sent me an ig post about this place. I knew instantly i had to make time. There is a password to get in. It felt goth, secretive, plush. Smoky, noirish jazz complimented the red lightning. Tall ceilings. I definitely wished i was up to some surreptitious, bawdy, mischief. The subtle, mellifluous hum of the other conspitors conversing, hung like secrets in the air. I had a chocolate affogato, delicious. Time vanished watching the ice cream melt into my espresso. The wall would open, welcoming new secrets for the louge. Alli, of whom i met the previous day at Toasted, was whipping up succulent offerings. She is devine! They do have a very firm code of conduct while in the lounge."