"Fools and Horses in Portland is an absolute gem. From the moment you walk in, you're greeted with a warm, stylish atmosphere that feels both elevated and inviting. The service is friendly, attentive, and genuinely knowledgeable about their menu. The cocktails are truly the standout here— each one crafted with creativity and precision. Them Apples is a perfect balance of crisp, bright, and refreshing flavors, the kind of drink that instantly lifts your mood. White Noise is smooth, intriguing, and beautifully layered —a great choice if you enjoy cocktails with subtle complexity. And Bowdof Soul is a bold, soulful blend that delivers depth and character in every sip. Each drink feels thoughtfully made, and together they show just how talented the bar team really is. Whether you're stopping in for a nightcap or planning a full evening out, Fools and Horses delivers an exceptional experience. Highly recommend!"

"Didn’t try the food here, but they’re a cool cocktail spot that has a sister location next door. This one is the more “mature” vibe and has a cool ambiance and upscale interior. The drinks are well made and features clear ice to top. The happy hour is also nice as they offer $2 off any menu item. Next time I am back, I will definitely give the mystery pour a try. Only suggestion is to increase the food menu a bit as the selection is a bit sparse."

"My group had a wonderful time here! The food was delicious and beautifully plated. We got three dishes and split them between the four of us, there was more than enough to share. The bartender was friendly and checked in on us multiples times throughout our stay. He was knowledgeable about the drinks, and offered good suggestions based on our personal tastes. The atmosphere was dark, which I enjoy, and the music was good too. Not too loud, some oldies some newer country/indie stuff. I will be bringing other friends and family back here again when we want to spend a fun night out."

"This place was excellent! Friendly and attentive staff, but don’t bother you or make you feel rushed. We felt we really got to enjoy the experience. Drinks I enjoyed: Them Apples and Little Talks Food we shared: Canapé Trio, Oysters, Wild Mushrooms Entrees: Pork Picatta, and their New Years Special; Surf & Turf. Our server was Asher F. and he was so kind. Will definitely go here again!"

"I didn't get any food, but it looked pretty awesome. Coming from out of town, I was ready to try some new things in this foodie town. Fools and Horses didn't disappoint. The environment is beautiful, and they fortunately had a table available. Everything nearby was pretty packed. The drinks were amazing--inventive, flavorful, excellent presentation, delicious. Highly impressed at the first bar we tried."