"⭐️⭐️⭐️ – Just Okay, Nothing to Write Dr. Seuss About 🍳🧀☕ Tried out Green Eggs Café in Philly after hearing the buzz, but honestly? The experience was pretty average. Not bad, not amazing—just aggressively fine. I had the eggs benedict, which was decent. Not offensive, not memorable—kind of like the brunch equivalent of an “it’s fine” text. The hash potatoes with cheese were super greasy—like, “should’ve come with a free napkin bath” greasy. And the coffee? Meh. Flat. The kind of cup that makes you regret not stopping at literally any gas station on the way. Service was totally okay. No issues there—friendly enough, efficient, nothing to complain about, but also nothing that made the experience feel special. Biggest downside? Parking. It’s a hassle, so unless you’re showing up by teleportation or divine intervention, factor in a mild urban scavenger hunt to your brunch plans. Overall: It was fine. Nothing was terrible, but nothing wowed me either. Philly has a lot of great spots, so I’m not sure I’d come back here unless I was already nearby, starving, and couldn’t feel my legs."

"WOW what an outstanding experience. We came at 10am on a Sunday and were seated immediately, service was so responsive and quick. There’s plenty of seating so even full it didn’t feel overcrowded. The host Alex and our waitress Kate were wonderful and really contributed to the warm, cozy vibes of the restaurant. Awesome music plays faintly in a way that adds to the joy and bustle but doesn’t make it too loud to have a conversation. The specialty lattes were OUT OF THIS WORLD creative and delicious. We couldn’t decide which stuffed French toast to try since they all sounded incredible so we got the French toast board which is a sampler of three—somehow each was better than the last?? Divine. We also got the kitchen sink skillet which was so flavorful and filling; a great balance to all the sweet. We took the train and then walked which was super easy, but there’s also ample street parallel parking. Don’t forget it’s cash only, but there’s an on-site ATM. Cannot wait to come back; this Green Eggs Cafe is a must-visit!"

"My friend and I shared a pitcher of Mimosas to begin with. We also shared their deliciously decadent Peach Cobbler French Toast. My friend loved the Macaroni and Cheese and her side of potatoes. It was our first time at any Green Eggs Cafe and we will be back! The service was great and everything was wonderful!"

"The staff was so friendly, we had a newborn and my toddler started crying as soon as we arrived. The staff was able to help defuse the whole situation. We orders French toast for the toddler, an omelet and the peach cobbler French toast . Everything was delicious. Very satisfying, highly recommend this restaurant"

"Great experience! They were super busy but made sure to get us a table fast. The food was so creative and tasty. The best part was the service, manager (forget his name) was super kind and made sure to check on everyone, server (Alyson) was a delight and very attentive and sweet. 10/10 can’t wait to go back!"