"Good evening, This was my first time at Middle Child Clubhouse, and I had an absolute ball. I did stand in line for about 40 minutes due to how popular the place is, but it was definitely worth the wait. I came completely by myself on Saturday morning and felt welcomed from the start. Nick was so kind to everyone outside checking in on guests and greeting us with menus. Once inside, I had the pleasure of sitting at the bar with Miss V (I’m forgetting her first name but she had red hair), and she was an absolute joy. She asked if it was my first time, and when I said yes, she made the experience even better. I ordered the pancakes the Middle Child way and the duck fat Cubano both were perfect. I also love a good strawberry matcha, and this one was made perfectly. From a chef’s point of view, I really appreciated the open kitchen. Watching everyone work together so cleanly and efficiently while getting food out in a timely manner was a pleasure. I’d rate my first-time experience a 10/10 (or 5/5). As a chef who’s worked in the hospitality industry, this is officially one of my new favorite spots. — Chef Mo | Hospitality Expert"

"AMAZING FOOD BUT DO NOT BOTHER TO TIP! Food was seriously good and really lived up to the hype. I’ll be back and bring family and friends to try. One element that surprised me was the lack of service. This wouldn’t have bothered me but when you pay it auto suggests 20% tip… The line is out the door which lasted around 30 minutes, you order as soon as you get in then try and find a clean table. You have to grab your own cutlery and water. Staff are also very slow to clean empty plates. Again I wouldn’t have minded all that if I knew that before leaving a sizeable tip."

"We Made It Another Year! Middle Child Clubhouse Made Sure We Didn't Ruin It. My wife, the true hero of this story, chose Middle Child Clubhouse for our anniversary dinner, and the atmosphere alone—warm, lively, and perfectly designed—made me realize she deserves a medal. The Service: Carl is a Legend Our night was absolutely stolen by Carl. He wasn't just a waiter; he was practically a culinary psychic whose recommendations were so accurate, I'm pretty sure he read my mind. He ensured our special night was "a night to remember," which is probably code for "a night where they keep bringing you excellent drinks." The entire staff moved like a perfectly well-oiled machine, clearing plates before we even realized they were empty and bringing refills without being asked. Seriously, shout out to the whole crew, including the cooks—we love that they share the tips equally. That's a concept we can definitely toast to. Speaking of toasts... Because it was our anniversary, they hit us with a complimentary congratulatory drink (bubbly, we think!), and then just when we thought the night was over, they gifted us a complimentary after-meal drink with dessert. They basically didn't want us to leave, and honestly, we didn't want to either. The drink selection was killer: I started with the sour and citrusy Patchwork (because I'm complicated), and she went for the elegant Easy Martini. We finished by sharing the phenomenal Clarified Spicy Punch. The Damage (to our belts) We started strong. The Latke with trout roe was a savory explosion that set a high bar, and the Oysters disappeared so fast we immediately regretted not ordering a second round. Our only minor note was on the Grilled Maitake with Crispy Egg—it was delicious, but it was flirting with being too salty. We needed an extra sip of that Spicy Punch just to balance the salinity. For mains, the Mushroom Scarpinocc and the Averna Glazed Ribs were perfectly delicious and comforting. Then came the climax: the 7 Layer Chocolate Cake. My wife, the resident sugar expert, was in heaven. I, the bitter, savory antagonist, was ready to tap out, but the glorious sprinkle of sea salt on top performed a miracle. It was the perfect counterpoint that made the dessert palatable for the non-sweet inclined, allowing me to eat a respectable amount without questioning my life choices. We couldn't finish it all, so the staff boxed up the leftovers nicely, which is a testament to the generous portions. Final Verdict Middle Child Clubhouse nailed the food, the service, and the celebration. This place is now firmly on our list, and we're looking forward to bringing our parents here soon. Go for the food, stay for Carl. Highly recommended!"

"My husband really wanted to check this place out and I'm so glad I tagged along. It was kinda cold outside and there was a line out the door. But it moved somewhat quickly. I read reviews about the pancake and decided to try it for myself. Oh my word- it was amazing and I typically don't care for pancakes whatsoever. It was buttery and airy- and there was a hint of orange(?) in the maple syrup which was soo good. I had to stop myself from devouring all of it in one sitting!! I probably would have preferred a little less syrup and might ask for it on the side next time. My husband ordered a breakfast sandwich which was so flavorful and the side sauce made it even better. All in all, it was excellent and I can't wait to go back there again!"

"Super cute experience! Everyone was so so sweet! For me it was a one time thing I want to try the pancakes to see if they worth the hype- they almost are! Super fluffy and flavorful! They had a slight grainy texture from the fresh milled flour I believe! The potatoes stick things were absolutely delicious, served with a really fresh dill sauce! London fog tea was perfect for a chilly morning"